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I'm weird and awkward. Enough said.

Basement - Fading (x)

Basement - Fading (x)


jetrocketskates:

"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.


jehlousy:

mindlesly:

this makes me feel a type of sad ive never felt before

omg

jehlousy:

mindlesly:

this makes me feel a type of sad ive never felt before

omg



Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

abrotion:

gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks


mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.


snuffaluffagay:

themonkeypuzzletree:

snuffaluffagay:

If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

what would the other 10% be

me eating all your food


THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE

I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.


THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

bellatirx:

do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them


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